Charles the Catholic
As an English Catholic, Waterton inherited
some of the seige mentality which had been a fact of life for generations.
This is undoubtably one of the causes of his famous eccentricity.
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Catholicism has always been a great breeder of eccentrics in England.
One cannot picture a man like Charles Waterton belonging to any other faith.
Graham Greene
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Walton Hall itself is a symbol of the state
of Catholicism at in the country at the time. It stands on a small
isolated island connected to the estate only by a small bridge. Some
feel that Waterton's later move to build a wall around his estate was as
much a continuation of this defensive psychology as it was in the interest
of the wildlife it protected.
Walton Hall in 1865
From Richard Hobsons's "Charles Waterton, His
Home, Habits and Handiwork"
Despite his love of wildlife he nourished
a hatred of the brown rat. Jacobite tradition had associated this
rodent with the Protestant Royal family of Hanover that had become such
a scourge of English Catholics. Waterton covered his estate in traps
for these rats and left poisoned treats around their haunts so that he
could watch them die. He brought a wild hunting cat back from South
America with the specific intention of using it to kill his rats.
On one occasion the squire was seen swinging a rat around by its tail before
dashing its head against a wall with the cry "Death to all Hanoverians".
He was also well known for his humour.
After compiling a report on the subject of religion among the Indians of
South America during his travels, he submitted it to the Holy Father.
Through his impressive connections he was also able to secure an audience
with the Pope to discuss his report further. However, on arriving
in Rome he met up with an old school friend and they immediately set about
causing mischief. They climbed the dome of St Peter's and ascended
the lightning conductor to tie a pair of white gloves to the upper-most
point. They then continued to the Castle of St. Angelo where
they climbed onto the statue of the Guardian Angel and performed various
gymnastic feats.
The Holy Father heard
about the incident and was not amused. Ordering the pair to retrieve
the gloves immediately, he cancelled his appointment with Waterton, having
no wish to meet the acrobatic Englishman with so little respect for the
Vatican and its property.
He used his skills in taxidermy to poke
fun at those who had opposed Catholicism. Lizards, snakes and all
manner of other creatures were used to create a monstrosity named "Queen
Bess at Lunch", while the corpse of the first Gorilla known in England
had a pair of donkey's ears sewn on and was christened "Martin Luther after
the fall".
There was a serious side to the Squire
as well. When it came to building Saint Austin's church he was on
hand with a donation to get things started. Reports suggest that
he contributed £100 in the first instance with a further £300
coming from his brother the Jesuit. In later years he continued his
patronage of the church. However, whereas the other wealthier parishioners
made use of bench rents to secure the best seats at the front of the church,
Waterton sat at the back with the poor. He generally dressed in such
a way that those who did not know better mistook him for a farm labourer
or a vagrant. He was even described as looking as if he had been
recently released from prison.
Waterton was not
slow to do his part for defending Catholicism in Wakefield. In June
1836 a group arrived in Wakefield from London to form a local branch of
the Protestant Reformation Society. A covert aim of the group was
to promote as much antagonism and ill feeling towards local Catholics as
possible. Waterton and his friends were not prepared to stand by
and let this happen. He and his colleagues attended the meeting and
it descended into anarchy. Whenever the word "Popery" or "Papist"
was used, there was immediately a response and objection from the Catholics
present. Waterton and his friend's demanded to know what was meant
by the word "popery", but when the visiting speaker attempted to reply
he was immediately cut short...
| "Are you not a salaried abuser
of it? Are you not a hired disturber of the public peace? Are
you not paid to incite unchristian feeling between Protestants and Catholics?
Answer me, sir, are you not so?"
Waterton
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The meeting eventually was eventually called
to a halt with little progress made. |